Dear Diary!
Today I almost worked out.
I put on my work out clothes (a very sexy overall) and thought of working out.
It was very cold outside so I sat down on the couch and had a beer and some crisps.
Today at work my colleague asked me what I was doing and I told him that I had to write down some numbers. Yes, that's all I do at work - sit and just writing down random numbers for kicks.