TGIM!!!!

I don't know about you people, but I love Mondays!
I really hate weekends.

There's an explaination.
I work on weekends and I'm usually free on Mondays.

Did I tell you about the guy?

So there's this cute guy. I was talking to my friend Wen about him.
"yes, step 1 - say Hi. step 2 - talk to him, step 3 - bone him."

I usually ignore him so I think these steps will help me to get to step 3.

Do I look that old to you?

Yesterday at the pharmacy the pharmacist asked if I wanted to try their new day cream and put loads of little test bags in my purchase bag (I have a cold). I didn't have time to react until when I got home and saw it was anti-aging cream. I'm not even thirty yet! I'm also Asian, my face hasn't developed since junior high and it's going to stay the same until I turn 80!

A new pet

I have a new pet.
It's a perversely large spider whom I've only seen twice in my apartment. He/She usually comes around when I'm on the toilet doing no. 2 so it's not like I have greeted him/her properly. I just sit and stare. And then he/she walks away.
I've named him/her Zack.

Dinner on Friday night

A bowl of cereal.

Living the dream.

I'm really awkward with cute guys

Yes, I've noticed that there are males on this planet. Attractive males. And it makes me so uncomfortable. So when a cute guy talks to me I usually do other, funnier stuff. Like staring at my pretty shoes. Then I walk away.

I've started doing crossfit

I have no idea what crossfit it but I reckon it is walking around, eating some good food, hanging out with friends. I'm doing hella crossfit.

I flip my hair back and forth

I have no patience to watch my hair grow out. I have to sit on my hands in order not to cut it again. Right now it's in the middle phase of annoy the hell outta me and making me want to get extensions or shaving it. My intention is to let it grow to a very lovely and elegant page hairstyle but at the moment I kinda consider a bob cut.

The worst thing is when I wake up and I look like I have some kind of flufft bagel in my head. It's a mess.

best company

I've been alone these last couple of days so I've started talking to myself.

I watch a lot of Korean reality survival shows. And yes, that is my hair these days. It's grown out to a Super Mario mushroom cap. Very sexy indeed.

Glass half full

Dear Diary!
Today I almost worked out.
I put on my work out clothes (a very sexy overall) and thought of working out.
It was very cold outside so I sat down on the couch and had a beer and some crisps.

I felt very productive.

Work stuff

Today at work my colleague asked me what I was doing and I told him that I had to write down some numbers. Yes, that's all I do at work - sit and just writing down random numbers for kicks. 

1st date rule edition

I just remembered that I loathe baking. It's only okay if I bake with my mum. But hey, then the male can meet my mum! Problem solved!

1st date rule

Texting with mum:

Now, the male visitor was my very dear friend. Who's gay, so don't get your hopes up.

But that got me thinking. Perhaps I always should bake a cake when I'm ready to date. That rhymed! First date, here you go - a cake! I made it for you! I think I will become so popular amongst the males.

Korean wave to the next level

There is now a brand belonging to Urban Outfitters called Kimchi Blue.

I've taken up knitting. I think it ought to be good for my sex appeal.