happy thoughts

TOday I watched the dawn of the planet of the apes. Made me wish for a better place in this world when everyone would get along and have picnics together.

memory lane

My mum told me today that I used to crawl to the toilet to play. I did everything sexily even as a child.

My idea of a perfect relationship

t0daY I haD botH beEr aNd wInE

Hello again

I've cut my hair, I moved to a new place, I still work at my same old job, I went on holiday, I changed my mind and I hope to start painting more.

No pants party

I just lost my last drop of dignity when I sent a recorded video for a job application. The things I do for public service.

how many times a day should you water the plants?

I think my mum has an evil plan.
She's been giving me plant on every celebrating occasion.
But I'm on to her.
I reckon she's doing this to make me grow up and join the adult world.
So I'd be more nurturing and more responisble for other livings.
I now have 3 plants and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with them.
I'm watering them 1 time a day while in my head I'm screaming in panic "I have no idea what I'm doing! For all that I know I could be killing you. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!"

I really don't like washing my hair. I wish I wouldn't have to do it.
Is hygiene really that important?

24 hours of loneliness -- failure

I had a plan to just close me down to the public and just scatter around in my own world.
It worked until after lunch.
Then my colleagues scared me with a surprise celebration at work with singing, presents and an enormous brownie.
Not too shabby.

24 hours of loneliness -- planning

today I intend to document every awakening second.

I've been too busy to go on tumblr, youtube and watch tv series. I think I've joined real life.

I might have set off the fire alarm today.

Every single time

After going home from the bar after 6 hours of indulgence  I realised that I had toilet paper stuck in my arse with a long tail. Sexy.

Note to myself

Reaction ability after 7 beers.
Not very fast.

I give in

Hello beautiful french toast and pancakes!

Note to myself

Too much spinach causes diarrhea.