I've started doing crossfit

I have no idea what crossfit it but I reckon it is walking around, eating some good food, hanging out with friends. I'm doing hella crossfit.

I flip my hair back and forth

I have no patience to watch my hair grow out. I have to sit on my hands in order not to cut it again. Right now it's in the middle phase of annoy the hell outta me and making me want to get extensions or shaving it. My intention is to let it grow to a very lovely and elegant page hairstyle but at the moment I kinda consider a bob cut.

The worst thing is when I wake up and I look like I have some kind of flufft bagel in my head. It's a mess.

best company

I've been alone these last couple of days so I've started talking to myself.

I watch a lot of Korean reality survival shows. And yes, that is my hair these days. It's grown out to a Super Mario mushroom cap. Very sexy indeed.

Glass half full

Dear Diary!
Today I almost worked out.
I put on my work out clothes (a very sexy overall) and thought of working out.
It was very cold outside so I sat down on the couch and had a beer and some crisps.

I felt very productive.

Work stuff

Today at work my colleague asked me what I was doing and I told him that I had to write down some numbers. Yes, that's all I do at work - sit and just writing down random numbers for kicks. 

1st date rule edition

I just remembered that I loathe baking. It's only okay if I bake with my mum. But hey, then the male can meet my mum! Problem solved!

1st date rule

Texting with mum:

Now, the male visitor was my very dear friend. Who's gay, so don't get your hopes up.

But that got me thinking. Perhaps I always should bake a cake when I'm ready to date. That rhymed! First date, here you go - a cake! I made it for you! I think I will become so popular amongst the males.

Korean wave to the next level

There is now a brand belonging to Urban Outfitters called Kimchi Blue.

I've taken up knitting. I think it ought to be good for my sex appeal.

happy thoughts

TOday I watched the dawn of the planet of the apes. Made me wish for a better place in this world when everyone would get along and have picnics together.

memory lane

My mum told me today that I used to crawl to the toilet to play. I did everything sexily even as a child.

My idea of a perfect relationship

t0daY I haD botH beEr aNd wInE

Hello again

I've cut my hair, I moved to a new place, I still work at my same old job, I went on holiday, I changed my mind and I hope to start painting more.

No pants party

I just lost my last drop of dignity when I sent a recorded video for a job application. The things I do for public service.

how many times a day should you water the plants?

I think my mum has an evil plan.
She's been giving me plant on every celebrating occasion.
But I'm on to her.
I reckon she's doing this to make me grow up and join the adult world.
So I'd be more nurturing and more responisble for other livings.
I now have 3 plants and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with them.
I'm watering them 1 time a day while in my head I'm screaming in panic "I have no idea what I'm doing! For all that I know I could be killing you. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!"