nEw nicknamE

Last night I was reading a book where the protagonist got her name for her hair, Rusty. In that case people should call me dandruff.

Furball

Today I woke up with a dense ball of hair next to my bed. I have not any memory of this. However when I wake up and then fall asleep again I don't recall anything that happens when I'm awake. It's pretty awesome. I have a slight insight that I woke up in the middle of night pulling my hair. Who knows?

I'm thinking of becoming a copywriter

I love the word party hats;

which technically is two words because English people just looove spacing between words

My second favourite word is boobies.

Today I had the worst burrito

It was just so.... Swedish

"I need to comb my hair"

Is code for a not so good day and I need to be by myself that evening and cannot engage in social activities. Or I just don't want to. Or I really need to comb my hair.

Yesterday I fell

As I was laying there on the ground, vulnerable and naked. Okay, perhaps not naked. As I was laying on the dirt thinking that this is rock bottom. I wasn't even drunk, just a few beers. It was pitch black and someone came walking. I found my glasses och tried to get up realizing my foot was turned into a position no man kind had seen. The person coming up was slowing down and did her best to avoid me. I limped home and cried my self to sleep.

I'm 30 and I can't handle 3 beers

I used to have a cookie with milk every night

I don't anymore. I'm a vegan these days and my life sucks.

I haven't been touched by a man in years

As I was drawing this I realised I got kissed last year. yay. that doesn't count.

My favourite line

"I NEED A PASTRY!"

I thought you automatically got fit when you quit smoking.

You don't.

Today is a big day

I used deodorant.

I quit my job

so I painted this pony for you

I bought a new sweater

I feel so sexy.

I started wearing skirts...

...because my pants ripped at work.

And now I have to wear pantyhose.

They are not comfortable.