i'm making everyone uncomfortable including myself

People tell me I look asian when I squat. I don't know what they're talking about.

Don't you just love mayo?

Just got my pay check. Guess what I bought.

Lifebuoy

I like my friend Alex. I think the peak of our friendship was one day at work; I saw the daily schedule and got mad just by looking at the names. But then I saw her name. I ran down the foyer to find her. The rest of the day I spent clinging on to her like a saesang fan follows EXO.

I've started to depend on her like a blogger depends on their selfies. She's pretty awesome.

The girl next to me on the train smells like alcohol. She also snores. The dude across from me hums and doesn't wear colourful socks.

I move around so much in my sleep that I need suspenders for my cover.

I don't know whether to laugh, cringe or vom vom

when I see kpop idols doing cheesy stuff  in all seriousness.

it's a mix of secondhand embarrassment and arousal.

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ADULT CHICKEN

I drew this for you

pHilosoPhy of life

DoIng an nEw arT project and then personal hygiene comes second.

and Good Morning to you

Today I woke up and saw that a colleague of mine had accepted my friend request.
That's funny, BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY ADDING HIM.

So one outta two things must have happened.

1. I got so shitfaced yesterday and feel asleep on my phone and accidentally added him.
2. I accidentally sat down on my computer and added him.

WHY CAN'T FACEBOOK LET ME STALK MY COLLEAGUES WITHOUT LEAVING TRACES?!

It happens to me too

Le Bébé: "Thought someone was having loud sex next to my room and then realised it was my nose making noises while inhaling. I need to sleep."

never trust friends

till now I thought that Elton John sang about Tony Danza.

hot hot hot

I really hate when the food is so hot that I have to spit it out. Luckily it has cooled down next time I try.

Saturday evening: philosophical dilemma

I've decided to go against Dorothy Parker's observation and I will start wearing glasses full time. The reason is as simple as pancakes, I can't afford contacts. So now I have to decide which pair I will be stuck with half of the time (I've already chosen another pair and they're fabulous. I rarely say fabulous, but these pair shan't be described as anything else but fabulous).

The two pair I'm chosing from are fairly similar, I dare to say almost identical. The only difference is the vibe that I'm pulling off. It's either a more dorky Asian vibe or a 50's secretary vibe.
I think I will go the the nerdy fob.

yesterday I drank so much coffee that I'm literally shitting coffee beans