and Good Morning to you

Today I woke up and saw that a colleague of mine had accepted my friend request.
That's funny, BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY ADDING HIM.

So one outta two things must have happened.

1. I got so shitfaced yesterday and feel asleep on my phone and accidentally added him.
2. I accidentally sat down on my computer and added him.

WHY CAN'T FACEBOOK LET ME STALK MY COLLEAGUES WITHOUT LEAVING TRACES?!