15.5.18



I was thinking of applying. 


18.2.18

the perks of being an introvert.





Mariru: I love that you are doing a face mask, selfcare!

Me: Well, I haven't washed my face in 4 days so I figured this was time.



Mariru: Did you go camping?


Me: *LAUGHING OUT REALLY LOUD* Yeah.
Mariru: Did you go camping in your apartment?
Me: Yeah.



13.9.17

No more pizza or doughnuts!

Or maybe just not every day.

31.7.17

down the rabbit hole

I've injured myself again.
Sprained my ankle.
It's a funny story, actually.
I was out walking and literally fell down a rabbit hole.
I fell down flat on my tummy and couldn't move due to the sever pain.
I started to cry in angst and frustration.
My mum, who was with me on the walk, tried to help me up but the pain was too much to handle.
I've almost fainted.
I will get up soon, I said to mum with a trembling voice.
My mum waited.
After a few minutes of getting back to earth from hell I tried to get up and limbered back home with mum.
Very funny story.

20.7.17



I woke up to a notification from tinder. Hamps had sent me a new message, which means I got a message from a new match. I was like, "look mum, someone loves me!" But when I clicked on it NOBODY WAS THERE. It was all a lie. Only my other matches and not a new message. I started to cry. And now the notification won't go away. It's mocking me.


6.7.17

Party hats and old people problems

The other day at the gym I realised that I had forgotten to bring my brasier. 




I had a white skirt and brown nipples - a winning combination. 
Then I also was perspiring like a pig and normally my brasier 
would have stopped the waterfall but luckily there's tissues. 
Tissues under them boobies.

Then I had to go to two client meetings.

3.7.17

Me trying to stay awake today
because I watched Kpop videos till 2am last night.

and yes, I tried Paint X for Mac.
I joined the dark side.
I feel so dirty.

2.7.17

post work out

I've started working out since I've injured myself way too much lately.
My body's weak.
But after the gym I have the need for snacks.
And luckily I have a grocery store in the same block.
So I go and buy delicious food that I scoff down.
Like crisps, pudding, fries, chocolate and rotesseri chicken. Yum!


I love working out.
And yes, my head is very small.
in my head.

27.6.17

bye bye baby - goodbye


I know we had something special.
and unique.
then I got carried away because of all the visual.
the beauty.
and thought you were tough on the eyes.
but now I realised that it's the charm of this forum.
so now I will only do my illustrations in paint.
goodbye illustrator and photoshop.
hello paint.

ps. I cut my hair.

When I guy gives you the slightest...


18.6.17

No I didn't sell out...


...I made this in Illustrator & Photoshop.

21.5.17

my life in a nutshell

I fell this friday when I got home.
I fell down hard.
I twisted my ankle and hit my head.
Now I have to wear a helmet.
I think it will work for my sex appeal.



7.5.17

my dream man

I started thinking of what kind of man I want. I used to like pretty boys - the nick carter type. but as of late I've started liking men. sorta like, WE.ARE.MEN - WE.MAKE.FIRE. But what I really want (what I really really want) is a man who goes to masquerades with me dressed as a princess and prince. 

6.5.17

my heart will go on

him: I wanted to become a conceptual artist when I was younger.
me: I paint sometimes...
him: you do? paint me
me: paint you like one of my french girls?


him: is that another reference?
me: yes...

5.5.17

norwegian wood - the submissive Thor

I'll bet my friend Wen's going to love this story.
Well it has actually nothing to do the the Scandinavian Gods, it's just that he's Norwegian and in lack of imagination I had to name him something.
So we just chatted on the dating app, let's call it Schinder, and then on snap.
cutting to the chase:

him: I like it when a sexy woman tells me what to do.
(wrote show me dat booty to him)
me: really?
him: yes, makes my heart beat.
(sweet)
me: do you like to be dominated?
him: apparently.

thoughts:
hmm, what does a dominatrix do?
I need to google that shit.
(googling)

wow, can I do that?
seems awfully not nice.
oh well, I'll try anything once.


Typing frantically...
I want to you to show me the front bottom too...
yeah, shake that ass...
I like big buns and I cannot lie...

I need to practice more...

In the middle of all of the dirty talk suddenly a friend from school started snaping me.
GO AWAY. I'M BUSY!
I'M TRYING TO BE DOMINANT HERE!

Well, needless to say, I think I was pretty awesome at being dominant.