Glass half full

Dear Diary!
Today I almost worked out.
I put on my work out clothes (a very sexy overall) and thought of working out.
It was very cold outside so I sat down on the couch and had a beer and some crisps.

I felt very productive.

Work stuff

Today at work my colleague asked me what I was doing and I told him that I had to write down some numbers. Yes, that's all I do at work - sit and just writing down random numbers for kicks. 

1st date rule edition

I just remembered that I loathe baking. It's only okay if I bake with my mum. But hey, then the male can meet my mum! Problem solved!

1st date rule

Texting with mum:

Now, the male visitor was my very dear friend. Who's gay, so don't get your hopes up.

But that got me thinking. Perhaps I always should bake a cake when I'm ready to date. That rhymed! First date, here you go - a cake! I made it for you! I think I will become so popular amongst the males.

Korean wave to the next level

There is now a brand belonging to Urban Outfitters called Kimchi Blue.

I've taken up knitting. I think it ought to be good for my sex appeal.

happy thoughts

TOday I watched the dawn of the planet of the apes. Made me wish for a better place in this world when everyone would get along and have picnics together.

memory lane

My mum told me today that I used to crawl to the toilet to play. I did everything sexily even as a child.

My idea of a perfect relationship

t0daY I haD botH beEr aNd wInE

Hello again

I've cut my hair, I moved to a new place, I still work at my same old job, I went on holiday, I changed my mind and I hope to start painting more.

No pants party

I just lost my last drop of dignity when I sent a recorded video for a job application. The things I do for public service.

how many times a day should you water the plants?

I think my mum has an evil plan.
She's been giving me plant on every celebrating occasion.
But I'm on to her.
I reckon she's doing this to make me grow up and join the adult world.
So I'd be more nurturing and more responisble for other livings.
I now have 3 plants and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with them.
I'm watering them 1 time a day while in my head I'm screaming in panic "I have no idea what I'm doing! For all that I know I could be killing you. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!"

I really don't like washing my hair. I wish I wouldn't have to do it.
Is hygiene really that important?

24 hours of loneliness -- failure

I had a plan to just close me down to the public and just scatter around in my own world.
It worked until after lunch.
Then my colleagues scared me with a surprise celebration at work with singing, presents and an enormous brownie.
Not too shabby.

24 hours of loneliness -- planning

today I intend to document every awakening second.